Eliportico

introduction

elijah "eli" price is a long time viewer of del's twitch channel as well as recently a tier 1 subscriber, during episode 5 he also introduced his friend jichar to the stream who swiftly subscribed as well for no reason and joined the call for the rest of the episode. eli is well versed in far too many topics of arbitrary conversation, offering ridiculous sounding facts which end up being true (namely: an apron being called a napron, nottingham being called snottingham and endless information on the hindu trimurti). eli shares an eerily similar sense of humour to del which is expressed multiple times as they say the same thing or tackle a prompt in the same obscure way. eli famously has a leftward sloping penis and is a certified millennial.

jokes

eli is the proprietor of the "ford fiesta" meme, which was used as a way to cancel out a meme that was growing out of control and restore balance; the act of doing this to a meme has been dubbed "to ford fiesta it" which more often than not results in said meme being banished to the cold realm.

eli's comedy comes from his overall reactions and ways of saying things rather than inside joke development which is why an episode featuring him is likely a guaranteed classic.

although not necessarily a fully fleshed out joke, "fusilli with a carbonara sauce and kale" became a repeatable phrase due to how pretentious it sounded; similarly in episode one, his quote "i know the answer to this one" regarding the part of your nose between your nostrils being called the septum has also seen major usage.

he has been known to say "the answer is actually obvious" for nearly every single drawful round even when, in most cases, it clearly isn't obvious at all.

eli's desk holds the powerful tim vine joke compendium which harbours dangerously strong one liners, when he chooses to recite some it generally ends in chaos.

connection to del

eli was also a part of diabetech's chat and before the raid was even considered an acquaintance to del, as somebody spelt his name "alliprtco" and it became a long lasting nickname after del caught wind of it. after the raid though he became a consistent viewer of super meat boy, lovely planet and vvvvvv streams, indulging in vintage ctrlaltdelicious memes, creating a quote bot for the chat and even donating up to £30 and buying del a trucker hat with "ctrl+alt+meme" written on it.